Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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