dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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