Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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