In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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