Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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