So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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