I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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