White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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