you're like a bully in the Christmas story
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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