yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
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