there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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