If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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