This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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