I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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