This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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