he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Randomize
