I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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