thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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