You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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