I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
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I need you to use more vowels.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Just pee around me
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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