ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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