check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
When did we convert life to cartoon?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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