nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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