My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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