check it out our google latitudes are spooning
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
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