you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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