Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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