Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
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