Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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