it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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