Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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