Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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