I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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