I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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