she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
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