what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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