i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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