There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Operation Purity has been aborted
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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