i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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