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Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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