this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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