The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
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