it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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