Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
