Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
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