Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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