she looked like the before picture.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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