I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Randomize
