Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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