I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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