yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
